Bukan Wordless Wednesday!!!

*clearing throat* *winking* *adjusting sitting position*

Serius kau toyol budget glamour sana Bie. *muntah hijau* 

Pagi ni aku bangun pagi, mood seindah suria. As usual, Cheeloh jadi alarm clock. Habis pipi aku jadi sumber breakfast dia. Cheeks licking good kot! Redha jaklah jadi orang suwit ni kan...kucing pun suka. Sila jangan cemburu.

Anyway, today started way too great for me. Nothing happened when I left home. Everything sailed pretty smooth. Not until I reached the gas station before going to the cafe. Queue was pretty long but that wasn't the thing. Biasa jak kot tunggu turn lama sikit dalam kereta...bukan lari juga kan pam minyak tu. 

What annoyed me was the attitude of certain Malaysians yang sangat jitu ke-bingai-an & ke-toyol-an mereka! Like; are u for REAL dude??? Talking on the phone while refueling ur car??? Riang ria bergelak ketawa bersenda gurau as if it's not a crime?? 

(Mode: Mula judge suka jiwa aku) 

Drive Honda City...pakai sikit punya smart...rambut sikit punya highlight...tapi akal ado! Trip foreigner?? Hello!!! Diorang lagi sensitive towards rules begitu ok. Even budak tadika pun tahu, use of mobile phones at petrol stations are are PROHIBITED! Lagi plus bingai pakcik² & makcik² yang cuma MAMPU melihat mamat perasan cool budget samseng itu. Tindakan super ajaib yang diorang buat? Menggeleng kepala. *tepuk tangan menari poco²*

Lantas apa dibuat aku yang right behind his car, waiting for my turn. Yang sudah berkali² hon bagi isyarat "Please off ur fon" to that stupid mamat tapi masih kena ignore. And so, I pulled my hand brake up & got out from the car. Went straight to his face & puh-litely asked him to switch his bloody phone off. He was kinda surprised upon seeing me standing right before him. Guess what his brilliant reply was?

"Bukan ada apa juga bah tu"
...along with this super oh-I-really-feel-like-u-can-slap-me-anytime-u-wish kinda face. And what my answer was?
"Ya...tiada apa. Sebab kalau ada apa² nanti kau sudah jadi mayat bukan dapat buat apa² selain menyusahkan orang. Sama family kau."

And I walked away...returning to my car. As I have seated, I looked at him...bagi isyarat jari di tepi kepala. Fikir fikirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....guna akal bukan lutut!

Phew...nasib jak aku ndak kena balun sama mamat tu kan. Harus lah goyang masa aku keluar kereta tu...tapi apa kan daya, aku sudah terlanjur TERkeluar. Kalau masuk balik dalam kereta, hilang macho di hari Rabu nan hening indah. Lagipun, we have to be brave enough untuk tegur perkara yang involve our right. Setakat mengomel belakang, mengadu di mukabuku, makihamun di twittter...apa barang. Tikam biar depan.

Konon lah kan angin kau tiba² melintang hari ni Bie. Kau pakai berani jak hambur pigi sound orang...nasib lah ndak kena duku. Tapi tapi tapi...kalau aku kena apa² tadi, harus aku terus bawa tu kes pigi polis ok. Dengan stesen tu sekali aku sue sebab peraturan keselamatan sangat loose. Ntah mana pigi attendants dorang semua tadi...kah takut mau sound nanti kena counter attack oleh mamat trip bagus tu. Ish...penyakit!!!

Then not long after reaching cafe...another incident happened. This time between a student & my worker. Sisa baki hangin sama mamat trip bagus belum habis...but alhamdulillah kewarasan masih kuat. Ndak lah aku balun marah student yang langsung hilang manners tu...aku cakap super berhemah siap senyum tapi dengan penuh ayat comel. Lagi suwit bila terkeluar ispikung aku yang bertunggang berkarat tu. Hancur iskali!

Melolong bila beg dia terkena tumpahan sup. Pekerja aku berkali minta maaf. Yang dia siap bercekak pinggang, mengarah atas bawah menyuruh lap. Lagak seorang bos diktator. Apa kau ingat pekerja aku itu kuli engkau?

When I asked why does she has to yell for something that is committed by mistake...she denied. The friends; menunduk jadi tikus. Hello, aku boleh dengar kau kot dari jarak 2 lot gerai. Aku offer hantar beg to dry cleaning ndak mau...aduyai pening.

But I did apologized & said:

"Next time do ask to see the manager if u have something u're not satisfied with. And please put some manners when u're talking to a person; regardless who the person is. Please, honour their dignity. By the way, I am the manager".

Gila kentang!

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